Gov. Rick Perry instructs Texas to pray for rain. The result?
It’s like Texas is getting blasted almost specifically — with a bit of collateral damage to Oklahoma, but then, God has always had lousy aim.
Perry hosted another prayer rally about a month ago that, among other things, asked God to improve the national economy. The next day, the Dow Jones had its biggest single-day point drop since the 2008 housing crisis. Face it, Perry — God hates you almost as much as I do.
Or it’s possible that Texas is just going about this all wrong. Maybe God needs a sacrifice to really get his/her/its attention. Texans, may I turn your attention to this instructional video? For educational purposes, the part of Rick Perry will be played by Nicholas Cage.: